THE MOST UNLUCKY MAN IN THE WORLD

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Michael Edwin Q.

The most unlucky man in the world never had anything good happen to him from the moment he was born. He was abandoned by his parents. Growing up, he had every childhood disease known to man. No matter how hard he worked, he never advanced at work and never got a single pay raise. He died the day after his insurance lapsed. The city had to bury him, so they sent over a hearse. It picked him up, but on the way to the cemetery, the hearse got a flat tire. By the time the flat was repaired, there was a terrible snowstorm. Eventually, they got him to the cemetery where the ground was too hard to be dug, so he was cremated. On the way back, a blizzard hit. The hearse was caught in the snow and ice. In order to get going again, they had to use his ashes for traction. Now, that is a most unlucky man.

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